Why hello there! My name is Harry Potter. I don’t quite know how to use this strange contraption yet, but you look like a lovely fellow, so I figured I’d try it out on you. Theres a small hole in the side that I put my wand in…I’m calling it a wand holder. I obviously can’t bang my fingers on this thing and hold my wand at the same time, so congrats to your wonderful creators for making such a convenient hole.
Well, I must be off to my defense against the dark arts class, even though I’ve pretty much killed everything dark.
Hi! I’m Roger Smith. Reading your dilemma reminds me of the time I sent my friend Steve to a drug house convincing him it was Hogwarts. Oh boy, did so many people die in the end.