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this is your daily reminder to not forget about ferguson. Keep it going!

I hate how people are like “well maybe she shouldn’t have taken photos if she didn’t want them online for everyone to see.”

So, since you think you’re above that, don’t you use your debit/credit card online to make purchase? Doesn’t that put you at a risk of getting hacked? Hmm, so if and when that happens maybe you should think “well if I didn’t want someone to steal from me maybe I shouldn’t have let that happen.” And then realize how fucking stupid you sounded before and actually sympathize with women who are being violated by disgusting hackers.


2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly
Reblog if your dick is over 6 inches long.


buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.




i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh